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#1 Montolio


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Posted 25 June 2012 - 02:59


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Friends, today we have seen SOCO fleets balloon up to 700+ badposters in a single system. The blobber has become the blobee. The amount of smug generated from this accomplishment cannot be allowed to stand. Raiden will soon join SOCO as an ally, bringing INIT and the other usual tag-alongs. The stakes have been raised, the die cast, and the eyes of EVE are on this war.

For the past month we attempted to satisfy the cries of 'blobbers!' from our enemies . We kept the amount of alliances involved to a minimum to grant these e-honour badposters a reprieve from being blobbed. They responded with the very tactic they despise and called in everyone that would pick up the phone. Hypocrisy, thy name is Nulli.

Nulli had drawn a line in the sand and proclaimed not one inch. We will give them more then the tip. The fires have been lit, the banners raised, the horns blown, the dicks properly polished. Though Goons may be strangers to honoure they know the value of numbers, of friendship, and of helicopter-dicking whiny faggots who decry blobbers even as they blob. We fight not just to purge New Eden of badposting ehonoure hypocritical faggots, but to free downtrodden renters from their uncaring overlords who grow fat from their toils. The Clusterfuck Coalition has been formally invited to Delve on their finest battlesteeds to fight in the name of all that is pure and good. Make sure you have ships with the correct fittings in 1DH, that your clone is up to date, and that your wallet is fat and ready for battle.

Allies that answer our call to battle will be remembered.

The alliances we face know they are on the brink of failcascade and that they fight for their very survival. Raiden is calling this action a 'new bloc'. If we stumble before we clear this final hurdle this new bloc will be firmly established and they will turn their eyes to Fountain. If we win, alliances will die at our hands and the slope god will have the dying graphs laid before his throne.

State of the alliance will be scheduled soon.
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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:11

(3:06:53 AM) directorbot: My people, I write to you from the wilds of Alaska with grim tidings. It seems that the Dunning-Kruger arrogance of -A- (famous, most recently, for coming north in two separate 'campaigns' in one month, both 'victories', both sent home after two weeks) has resulted in a black hole of high-gravity incompetence forming in the southeast. Shit alliances like Nulli Secunda, Vera Cruz, Red Overlord, and even zombie post-cascade abortions like Raidendot have now accreted around the residents of Catch into a shambolic ball of cretinism. This garage sale bargain bin of failed alliances are now gibbering happily at one another, declaring themselves a 'bloc', and that THIS TIME they will show us.

War is coming. We have held waiting to see how these 'people' would play their cards, and apparently they play their cards by smearing their poop on their cards and then shambling into Delve with designs on Fountain and beyond. Against All Authorities has tried their best to present a threat to the Clusterfuck and OTEC these past few months; at each turn they have failed, yet they keep trying with more allies, and more reality-defying delusion. It is time for us to move against -A- and their wretched assemblage, rather than simply waiting for their next 'deployment' to our home. We have been provoked repeatedly by assaults on OTEC moons and cries of 'God Forgives, -A- Does Not' - I intend to demonstrate to this rabble the consequence of actually provoking us to true war.

You have three days to prepare. We - and 'We' means 'Everyone' - are going to Delve, and it will burn. No mercy, no respite, no 'freeports', just brutal conquest - conquest which will not stop until this threat to our bloc is extinguished. If that means that we must set all of Catch on fire to remind this ex-NC, ex-IT, ex-BoB excrement of their proper place in the universe, so be it.

You'll need Alphafleet and Tengufleet. More details to come. Be ready - this will be bloc war, real bloc war. The entire southeast - or the southwest, should we fail - is at stake.

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#3 Matalok

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 11:33

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