Friends, today we have seen SOCO fleets balloon up to 700+ badposters in a single system. The blobber has become the blobee. The amount of smug generated from this accomplishment cannot be allowed to stand. Raiden will soon join SOCO as an ally, bringing INIT and the other usual tag-alongs. The stakes have been raised, the die cast, and the eyes of EVE are on this war.
For the past month we attempted to satisfy the cries of 'blobbers!' from our enemies . We kept the amount of alliances involved to a minimum to grant these e-honour badposters a reprieve from being blobbed. They responded with the very tactic they despise and called in everyone that would pick up the phone. Hypocrisy, thy name is Nulli.
Nulli had drawn a line in the sand and proclaimed not one inch. We will give them more then the tip. The fires have been lit, the banners raised, the horns blown, the dicks properly polished. Though Goons may be strangers to honoure they know the value of numbers, of friendship, and of helicopter-dicking whiny faggots who decry blobbers even as they blob. We fight not just to purge New Eden of badposting ehonoure hypocritical faggots, but to free downtrodden renters from their uncaring overlords who grow fat from their toils. The Clusterfuck Coalition has been formally invited to Delve on their finest battlesteeds to fight in the name of all that is pure and good. Make sure you have ships with the correct fittings in 1DH, that your clone is up to date, and that your wallet is fat and ready for battle.
Allies that answer our call to battle will be remembered.
The alliances we face know they are on the brink of failcascade and that they fight for their very survival. Raiden is calling this action a 'new bloc'. If we stumble before we clear this final hurdle this new bloc will be firmly established and they will turn their eyes to Fountain. If we win, alliances will die at our hands and the slope god will have the dying graphs laid before his throne.
State of the alliance will be scheduled soon.